Sunday, September 07, 2008

Welcome to a B School

So since I am in an MBA institute… been what?? Like.. ummm 4 months here… lemme put you up with the nitti gritties of a typical MBA institute… In an MBA institute there are two kind of people
One is type A and another is Type B…. Here are a few listed symptoms …
Type A personality:
Totally Success driven… would go to any extent to achieve success
Physical Characteristics:
Their physical characteristics often accompany:
• Facial Tension (Tight Lips, Clenched Jaw, Etc.)
• Tongue Clicking or Teeth Grinding
• Dark Circles Under Eyes
• Facial Sweating (On Forehead or Upper Lip)
In short u can just say ANGRY,TENSED people.
Type B personality:
Cool …laid back people… don’t bother much.. love to party.
Or u can say basically people like me!!

So, in this quest for excellence…. Let me cite an example of a friend…lemme name her Sandy (A typical type A personality)
Morning: (She calls up)
Sandy: u coming to the class??
I: I just got up
Sandy: Get up u prick… ten mins for the class to start
I: ya coming..
(and I get up and rush to the class …please assume here that I use a lot of deo :) )
So I go to the class and then while returning from the class after the classes got over i.e 4 PM
Me: Chal let’s go to canteen
Sandy: Nai yaa… loads to study… quants test on Monday
I: mera bhi hai…chal naa…
Sandy: Tune to padhna hai nahi… abi m going… talk to you later .. (“OUCH” that hurt)
8 PM
SMS conversation
I: Coming for dinner??
Sandy: No half a chapter still left… wil be there in an hour
I: But m hungry..
Sandy: You are always hungry… pick up a book for Christ sakes!! (:O)
11 PM
I: Chal yaar lets grab an ice cream at the canteen
Sandy: Yeah the syllabus is gonna be over in 10 min.. c u there in 20
And then as u can guess I waited… and waited… but alas! .. but let me tell u she’s a wonderful friend!
Want a proof ?? I got to eat 2 ice creams !!
Anyhow , finally I have given up!!
WELCOME TO A B SCHOOL!! :)

P.S: As per the statistics it has been proved that 99% people in a B school are TYPE A. Atleast in my B school it is true.

Fillers

Fine .. now let me continue the story from where I left it…. Whatever happened …. I am now in an mba institute.. far far away from my home.. at a secluded place which seems like a High Security Prison.. and there are like 2000 people here who have come here to make their careers and shine in the world of business.. let’s see now how the story unfolds…