Mr. Jha

So here he is……… Mr Abhinav Jha.
future C.E.O Wipro Technologies India Ltd.
6 feet some inches tall….from Bihar” hamaar babua”
that’s y we call him Bhaiya…and the funny part is..even his gf sometimes calls him bhaiyaaaaaa…..(does it hurt ?? No offence bro!) lol
Always writing letters to business firms… hoping for replies but in vain.
Don’t worry man .. it will pay someday!!
So.here we scrutinize him a bit.
He’s a master of the art of seduction! Girls beware!
And he’s got himself a new girlfriend! Congratulations!!
I wouldn’t like to spill his beans her though….. hope ruchika doesn’t read this.lol.
A very cool person……I mean he’s hyper cool in situations where raja and jassi are blowing their heads off.
And all he says is “BE PROFESSIONAL”.
Is one of the chamiyas of our class. It means he dances a lot, I mean stage shows and all. Sings really well… has won quite a few accolades including the etc channel one.
The only bad habit is his Cigarette. We hate you for that!!
Drinks..drugs..sex... its okay man… but cigarettes?....damn!
Rest of us don’t indulge in any such stuff. Lol
And yeah… a girl took out a chappal and hit him in the middle of the road when he was whisteling at her. Haha. Sorry dude! Had to tell this one! Haha
Aur ye mirchi bahut khata hai…..”beta bawaseer ho jaegi”
And I am not editing this one till I get my bribe. And it was not supposed to be a testimonial though.

JASSI

He’s the big bad BURSHI.
And anyone who knows it ….. haha pretty much well knows it why he’s burshi.
Currently he’s trying for curly. Ha ha
So let’s get serious here……..Mr Goniana Mandi hahaha nobody’s heard of it….. maybe it’s the corner of the world…..lol
But he says its in bathinda. Man the name bathinda makes me think of buffaloes and shit…. But okay….. first a small town…and even inside the town u have goniana mandi……. Dunno where…maybe its spread over 100 feet… but he claims there’s Suraj Ice Cream factory there. Man this guy’s hilarious!!!
Extremely witty……….master of haggling………. He can go on with vendors forever until they give up… and then he says…………”bargaining mai mai bada kutta banda hu”. Too good in public relations especially with the canteen walas and other rehri walas and all, and mostly with the 11 sector (Behind CCD) chicken wala dhabas… they’d recognize him by face and shunt him out….. don’t ask me why.
But a very good friend….. pradhan of X3.lol
Although no one listens to him. Recently he’s got a hobby of attending tutes. Haha
We know why! Overall the comedy man. We can just say about him that
“JASSI= humour at its best”

Parfessar!!

He’s roll no. 14, the guy in front of me….
Hmm Mr Anuj Bhardwaj….or Mr know it all…one of the best of my friends.
Got a thing for rock, savagely hates his computer as it remains on for days. bro that is barbaric!! addicted to the internet, has been surfing since so long that you can’t even imagine.
Got a good knowledge about computers, a jack of all trades….always got something to say.
And if he does not know about anything…..he raises his hand and says” no idea!” and then adjusts his spectacles.
Has got great flabs….to which he says ….“oye! Ye mere abs hain. Haath mat lagao”
Founder of TUI on net……for more info about TUI refer www.tuienjoy.yahoogroups.com
A worldly wise guy…… knows what to speak…when to speak…where to speak.
Deceptive looks………looks quite decent…….but please beware!!
Has excellent skills to show you the answers in exams. A number of times I pass because of him. Don’t know what I’d do without you man!!….. (maybe I’d have had studied then and not ended up on my current fate!)
And if you want to pester him just say..” M 1 walon ” and see his face turns red like a monkey’s ass. Lol
The crazy thing about this guy is…….you guys buy expensive clothing….. he buys expensive music…. Imagine buying a CD for 800 bucks ….i know it’s metallica S&M…I know it’s hard to find….but 800 bucks……dude!! Get a grip!!
Anyways enough of writing for today

My friends

I really don’t know where to begin with

HACKER:
Harkaran Kaushal A.K .A Hacker or Topi

An esteemed member of TUI.
He’s the chief moderator.
A big fan of Britney spears………….
Definitely one of my most precious friends
If i have to choose one guy on earth whom I could trust blindly……. It would be him
Any anyone who has known him knows it!!
The best of Best friends…….. too good at heart. A gem of a person.
And hey……. We share something in common………..
1) TUI of course
2) System of a down……………….

This guy has the real knowledge about the subjects.
You can cram…….. but if u want ur fundas clear……. He’s the man!!
A man of his word…..he said it and he’ll do it!!
There’ve been times when I needed friends and he’s always been there…. Dude just wanna say…I’ve got your back for life!!

By the way..... looking awesome in formals bro!!!

MBA............. ??

So yet another day and my mind started workin......
MBA...... Master's in business administration
it's what i plan to do after my degree(if i get it on time!! touchwood!)

Where exactly are we going with this MBA thing??
Every other person i see is preparing for MBA. somehow can't get a grip on this!
"why are u going in for MBA????" this is the question they ask you as soon as you step into the coaching institutes. did i ever ponder upon it? i did, but somehow the answer is yet to be found!! with zillions of people gearing up for the run...... i feel the chances of getting trampled increase manifolds! can't we have something as awesome as a good MBA degree easily..... without having a stick up our ass!
The reason:
Only reason is the god damn population!!.... man they ruined my life. I mean itni fight marni padegi yaar.
But as they say "you can enjoy it fully when u really worked for it". I mean really? are u sure?
Seems someone with ethics is talking here...... sometimes i try to think that way..... but i think it would suffice even if i got it without so much toil. lol.
enough!

Formal Intro.........maybe?

Hello ppl!

Here i am, this is me!!
This happened recently........i really did not know what blogging was all about ...... until i had the compulsive urge to express myself.
And all thanks to Mr. Gill and Mr.Bhardwaj........ i was lured into this!!
As such they did not force me........ but all this crap gave me a platform for self expression and i hope i don't become an obsessive compulsive blogger by the day!
maybe a more formal intro was the need of the hour........but who cares!!!
signing off!!